Avatar gets the first mentioned users Avatar.

Booru searches the MSPABooru and returns the result.

Candy returns a page from the Homestuck Epilogues: Candy.

Confused is the respond JadeBot provides when the user inputs an incorrect command.

Credits accreditates users for their contributions.

Discord returns my discord guild.

Dog gets a picture from dog.ceo.

Doge is a joke command, it just calls Dog() with a Shiba preset.

Epilogue prints a link to the Homestuck Epilogues.

GoodDog best friend.

Headpat feels good.

Help returns a link to docs.jade.moe.

Homestuck prints a page from Homestuck.

Invite prints a bot invite.

Love is a human emotion.

Markov prints a markov chain.

Meat prints a page from the HomestucK Epilogues: Meat.

Mentioned is the command that activates when someone @'s JadeBot.

OTP prints a number, its very arbitrary but people like it.

OwO whats this?.

Prologue prints a page from the Homestuck Epilogues: Prologue.

Reminder reminds people to not add spaces between the prefix and command.

ReminderMarkov reminds people to not add spaces between the prefix and command.

SBAHJ prints the best conic....................

Teef teefs.

Thinking 🤔.

Wiki gets article contents and displays them in an embed.